Am I going to play? (to play)
My fridge's milk is in jeopardy!
Your shoes are very dirty (dirty)
So now you should get some ice water
So eat some fruit or some cheesecake
Or you can sit here and play Rubix Cube
As I walk to TJ Max
This is just so hard to make parodies
So here we are...... We are at school
It is BORING!!!!!!!!
Do you stay or run away?
Soaked my head with ice water
Pay the clerk, for your cashews
for your peanuts, your walnuts
Would I run or drink ice water?
Those 2 nuts, I cannot eat
Pay the clerk, for M & M's
for your skittles, your starburst
>Am I going to play? (to play), 'My fridge's milk is in jeopardy!
I'm not quite sure what you're saying here, bud.
>This is just so hard to make parodies
Yes it is very hard to make parodies, but it's also hard to make good parodies.
>So here we are...... We are at school, 'It is BORING!!!!!!!!',' 'Do you stay or run away?
Personally, I'd run out of school. Who cares about it, right? I mean, it's only your future. Nothing that really helps you later on in life, right? RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?!? No, you stay.
>Soaked my head with ice water
What's your obsession with ice water? "Water...with ice in it?! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT....WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING....THE HUMANITY! JESUS CHRIST I'M GOING TO BE SO MISERABLE NOW!" Wrong. That's right, wrong. You mentioned it up above, too.
>Would I run or drink ice water?
There you go again with the ice water. What's so great about it?
And now that my criticism's nearly coming to an end, I'd like to say one last thing. Don't parodies of songs that rhyme tend to also have to be songs that rhyme? This rhymes cheesecake with ice water. Uhm, okee dokee.