How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

I can't go really low

Cause I ain't a pro

And I like to play with my toes

My pants are really tight

If I go too low

I might even cause a fright

I'm not gonna lie

Just swat that fly

I am a spy

Who likes a big pie

I'm really in the mood for some CHICKEN THIGHS

How low can you go?

Once upon a time I went to Burger King

When I made myself a really big ring

And I really like to wear lots of bling

When I go outside to play PING PONG!!

I bought a new remote controller

I am an amazing bowler

And I like polar bears

They're pretty awesome

I can't go really low

But I like to blow bubbles with my bendy straw

Because I have a million paws,


OK, Imma gonnastop singing now and rap really fast? OK!! Santa Claus!

I love to eat meat

But I never cheat cheat

And I love how chicken taste, with a side of mayonaise-

HOLD UP! Why are singing this silly song?

It's about cats and water bottles

Toilet paper and cheese

Come on, guys!! Let's get serious

Seriousness is real boring

Look I'm already snoring

Let's just end this song right now because I'm turning into a really big turtle

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